Educate me on some shit I don’t know boo.
The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus
speaking of spineless creatures that have an anus for a mouth
(via goatboats)
Smart is attractive
Whenever I see a dog running loose my first reaction is “I HAVE TO HELP THIS DOG FIND HOME!” but if I see a cat running loose it’s “Eh, cat’s got this”.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
magnus/alec: *on a date*
clary/izzy: *on a date*
simon/maia: *on a date*
jace: *ichor duty*
clary/izzy: *on a date*
simon/maia: *on a date*
jace: *ichor duty*
Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you
(via just-shower-thoughts)
*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
(via emilywritesfics)
